Another World Class program for Baltimore

Hey, we’re world class in Baltimore you know. Innovators in governmental programs.

It’s truly a shame that the city closed down the Marvin Farquar Training Center for Front End Alignment. It was located near the Hanover Street Bridge, but now the bridge has been paved and there are far fewer customers.

In order to provide employment for graduates of Baltimore’s failed school system, the Mayor has set aside $739.000.42 to fund The Rolling Aligners, who will be stationed at various pot holes in the city to offer “after the dance” alignment services to drivers at rates not to exceed 150% of market rate.

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